1 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:47,373 Excuse me, the Santigosu family farm is up there, right? 2 00:02:48,049 --> 00:02:49,437 Right on the other side of town. 3 00:02:50,207 --> 00:02:53,623 -Ah? -Don't hurry, the bus that goes to Lloret passes nearby. 4 00:02:54,019 --> 00:02:55,937 -Thank goodness, thank you. -You are welcome. 5 00:03:14,187 --> 00:03:15,534 Let's see if you like it, Silvia. 6 00:03:17,779 --> 00:03:19,114 -Is it for me? -Clear. 7 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,532 Pierre, you shower me with gifts. 8 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:34,704 -I'm looking for Lady Julieta. -There. 9 00:03:38,157 --> 00:03:39,068 Juliet! 10 00:03:41,581 --> 00:03:42,435 Rita! 11 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,019 I finally find you, pretty. 12 00:04:00,758 --> 00:04:04,781 Da, da-da-da, uh uh... 13 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,801 Beautiful love. 14 00:04:27,389 --> 00:04:29,298 What do you think? Have I progressed? 15 00:04:34,031 --> 00:04:37,845 I'm jealous of dancing, you know? Because it's what you like the most. 16 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:41,176 Lie, what I like the most is you, fool. 17 00:04:41,176 --> 00:04:44,248 Yes, but you dedicate one day a week to me, and the other six to Jazz. 18 00:04:44,656 --> 00:04:49,720 If we saw each other every day we would get tired sooner. You the first. 19 00:04:51,161 --> 00:04:53,798 No, I like you. And I'm fine with you. 20 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:18,467 Come, lie down. 21 00:07:10,357 --> 00:07:12,841 -Pierre. -What? 22 00:07:14,113 --> 00:07:15,832 What will happen when Mario finds out? 23 00:07:17,934 --> 00:07:24,405 Well nothing, nothing will happen. We are civilized beings, right? And you are an inopportune one. 24 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:29,455 He has a lot of esteem for you, your father placed him in the town hall. 25 00:07:34,965 --> 00:07:38,436 And now what else, do you want us to write our memoirs, for example? 26 00:07:38,436 --> 00:07:41,768 No my life, now I want to play with you. 27 00:07:43,371 --> 00:07:44,594 Let's start again, eh? 28 00:08:50,669 --> 00:08:51,609 Now me. 29 00:09:33,714 --> 00:09:35,921 30 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:05,134 I was in Madrid. From your mother I know that you definitely live in Tosa, and that you have gotten married! I couldn't believe it! 31 00:10:05,134 --> 00:10:09,087 Mom had to sell everything, and I escaped. Let them bring you some more milk, right? 32 00:10:09,087 --> 00:10:11,218 -No, no, it's the same. Leave it. -Whatever you want. 33 00:10:12,627 --> 00:10:16,493 I came to the Costa Brava to snoop around the scene of rich men, and entered the Jet Society. 34 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:23,418 The old owner of almost the entire town was harassing me. Upon discovering that my father was his friend and partner 35 00:10:23,418 --> 00:10:25,824 He ordered me to prepare my wedding dress. 36 00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:27,745 You would remain unmoved, wouldn't you? 37 00:10:29,231 --> 00:10:32,851 -The old man was studying me to introduce me to his son. -Ahh... 38 00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:37,632 Boy, you have to settle down. Get married, start a family, or you'll be as bald as a cat. 39 00:10:37,632 --> 00:10:42,192 I guess your protégé won't be rich. Yes sir, because I give you a hundred million dowry. 40 00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:43,477 What a guy! 41 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:49,349 -Three weeks later I married the chief's son. -And? 42 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:55,400 My husband? A disaster, but now I have everything I need. I give a pension to my mother, 43 00:10:55,400 --> 00:11:01,052 I buy suits, perfumes, jewelry... This spring I was in Paris. Alone. 44 00:11:02,584 --> 00:11:07,147 -What a shame I didn't go with you. -We will go. 45 00:11:10,558 --> 00:11:12,288 (Church bells ring) 46 00:11:39,672 --> 00:11:41,718 Outside of this, it makes me nervous. 47 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,850 Wait Julieta, I'll take it all away darling. 48 00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:01,741 Do you see how perverted you are? 49 00:13:02,223 --> 00:13:06,692 You. With me you will have everything you need, and if not I will buy it for you. 50 00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:09,433 Because I have regained your friendship, I am capable of anything. 51 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,245 Chocolates, my downfall. 52 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,997 Do you remember Oxford? When we could buy chocolates. 53 00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:29,370 We ran back to the boarding school. 54 00:13:30,995 --> 00:13:33,652 -What are you waiting for? -Perverse. 55 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,660 How good it is! 56 00:16:25,537 --> 00:16:26,817 Come here, come here! 57 00:16:34,774 --> 00:16:35,808 Come here! Come here! 58 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,161 Traitor! 59 00:17:11,925 --> 00:17:13,023 Come here, my mermaid! 60 00:17:19,898 --> 00:17:21,869 I would like to love you underwater. 61 00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:25,805 What are we waiting for? 62 00:17:31,743 --> 00:17:36,965 Let us have a tail of mermaids. Do you know what I would eat now? A lobster. 63 00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:38,678 And me two! 64 00:19:28,982 --> 00:19:30,725 Sorry, I had forgotten the panettone. 65 00:19:33,191 --> 00:19:37,095 -You can't forget your Italian origin. -I love everything about that land. 66 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,235 Good morning, sir. 67 00:19:41,578 --> 00:19:42,500 -Hello Pierre. -Hello. 68 00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:51,060 I wanted to ask... How long are we going to have the pleasure of putting up with that lady? 69 00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:54,309 Rita is my friend, and from now on she will always be with me. 70 00:19:55,546 --> 00:20:01,050 And you will pay for the eggs, and the bacon, and the German jam, with your money, right? 71 00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:06,746 You bear the expenses of the house, and if you are incorrect with her again we will pay a visit to my dear father-in-law. 72 00:20:07,174 --> 00:20:10,512 -Your very nice daddy. -Unbearable! 73 00:20:17,534 --> 00:20:21,123 -Come with me. -No, don't take me far, I know how to swim just fine. 74 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:24,904 That's right. 75 00:20:37,372 --> 00:20:39,110 Hello, my dear. 76 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,246 Welcome aboard, my slave. 77 00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:47,156 We had to kidnap you. 78 00:20:47,529 --> 00:20:50,770 -Are you taking me to Baghdad? To the market? -I take you to glory. 79 00:20:52,248 --> 00:20:59,235 Oh! But not here in the sun, I'm not inspired. And that girl, why is she looking at me? It makes me ashamed. 80 00:20:59,832 --> 00:21:03,511 Also so serious, mind you. He looks like a sergeant I had in the military. 81 00:21:03,811 --> 00:21:05,263 How funny... 82 00:21:15,058 --> 00:21:17,948 Baby, baby! I feel like vomiting... this is dizzying. 83 00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:26,699 You're laughing! 84 00:21:40,113 --> 00:21:41,406 Mario, Mario! 85 00:21:41,877 --> 00:21:43,993 -Eh? What time is it? -Fire, fire! 86 00:21:44,397 --> 00:21:48,219 Oh, my mother. That was caused by that guy with the mustache who wants to see me at the stake with you. 87 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:51,102 But what are you doing, man? 88 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:55,784 And what do I know? I try to put on pants, socks. I don't want to walk down the hallway like that. 89 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:58,099 And I don't like firefighters seeing me naked, damn. 90 00:22:00,391 --> 00:22:01,162 What are you laughing at? 91 00:22:01,162 --> 00:22:02,499 You are very funny. 92 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:07,336 Hey, to make fun of me you don't need to scare me to death. Fire, fire, fire! 93 00:22:07,336 --> 00:22:10,077 -And there is. -Yes? Where? Where is there? 94 00:22:10,344 --> 00:22:14,374 Not in the closet, fool. On my lips. Burn yourself. 95 00:22:15,391 --> 00:22:18,082 The lips, the lips... You solve everything like that. 96 00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:23,131 -Mario? Mario? Open up, don't be a faggot. (They knock on the door) 97 00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:28,067 -Come here... - Quiet! 98 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:34,377 -You will understand that now with that thing about fire... -Don't give me excuses, I need you right now. 99 00:22:34,377 --> 00:22:37,581 -Man, everything in its own time, damn it. -You know I don't want you to swear. 100 00:22:38,032 --> 00:22:40,978 -Okay, sorry. -As punishment, a kiss. 101 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,244 -Where? -Wherever you want. 102 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,235 What are you doing here? Don't you see that you are a minor? -Thank you. 103 00:22:53,769 --> 00:22:55,879 Don't tell me you took row number one. 104 00:22:57,863 --> 00:22:58,704 Goodbye. 105 00:24:32,776 --> 00:24:33,557 Rita... 106 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:12,205 Do you already like men? You get annoyed. 107 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,345 -Cheer up Mario. -No, I'm not... 108 00:25:52,035 --> 00:25:56,588 -Come here, fool, you're going to like it. -I'm not there. 109 00:26:00,730 --> 00:26:03,587 -Good night. -I never made love to a ghost. 110 00:26:07,128 --> 00:26:07,831 Come. 111 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:18,680 Oh... oh shit... 112 00:26:30,752 --> 00:26:31,979 How you like it bitch. 113 00:26:39,386 --> 00:26:42,855 -Who are you kissing? -To Rita. 114 00:26:44,423 --> 00:26:48,582 Liar. Right now you are thinking about Ayatollah Khamenei. 115 00:26:49,827 --> 00:26:50,662 What a donkey. 116 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:57,378 -Me? Look at what those in charge say. -"Don't waste your energy." Get out! 117 00:27:01,296 --> 00:27:02,235 Go ahead, dears. 118 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:05,031 Hello, good afternoon. What's up, Pierre? -Hello Mario, how are you? 119 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,983 -We arrived a little late. Take. -Thank you. 120 00:27:06,983 --> 00:27:08,424 How beautiful Juliet. 121 00:27:08,424 --> 00:27:13,441 Mario, what do you think? -With so many clothes... If you took off your bottom, well... 122 00:27:13,671 --> 00:27:16,206 -Right Pierre? -What? 123 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:17,352 Forget it. 124 00:27:17,789 --> 00:27:20,643 -Good afternoon. -Hello Rita. Take. 125 00:27:21,924 --> 00:27:24,953 Here again, to lose my mind over your fantastic combination. 126 00:27:24,953 --> 00:27:26,583 -Don't exaggerate. -Do you know how he prepared it today? 127 00:27:26,798 --> 00:27:31,067 It doesn't matter to me, I like all the combinations, and this one even more. 128 00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:33,734 Shall we play a little game of tennis to whet our appetite? 129 00:27:34,123 --> 00:27:36,983 And are the girls going to be left alone, and the team getting warmer? 130 00:27:36,983 --> 00:27:40,030 They'll make another one. Come on, come on, you have to practice. 131 00:27:40,252 --> 00:27:41,959 Yes, picking up the balls that you throw. 132 00:27:43,358 --> 00:27:48,125 I have seen it in a fur shop in Gerona. Yes Julieta, it is a mind-blowing mink, black and white. 133 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:52,062 -Have you told your husband? -Mario? He doesn't spend a damn penny on me. 134 00:27:52,735 --> 00:27:56,560 -Put him on a diet, you'll see how he buys it for you. -He has been on a diet since he was born. 135 00:27:57,172 --> 00:28:00,234 -Then he doesn't sleep with you. -Well no. 136 00:28:00,858 --> 00:28:04,235 -I and Pierre walk a little more or less like you. -Also on a diet. 137 00:28:04,686 --> 00:28:08,660 Yes, but when I need money I raise the (???), put the green dial and go ahead sir. 138 00:28:09,533 --> 00:28:14,016 -I don't think you'll get everything that way. -Of course Silvia, I have my tricks. 139 00:28:15,323 --> 00:28:18,542 -Ah... -Silvia, why that face? 140 00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:22,280 Leave that, a good dry stick whiskey is better for you. 141 00:28:24,073 --> 00:28:28,385 You are very pretty Silvia, with that body you have no right to deprive yourself of any whim. 142 00:28:36,074 --> 00:28:39,511 Rita is right, there are many rich men who would lose their minds over you. 143 00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:47,929 -And also some women. -What do you say? Not that. I'm sure I couldn't. 144 00:28:58,874 --> 00:28:59,645 Take. 145 00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:55,888 A bleeding. 146 00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:30,199 You make me very happy Pierre. 147 00:32:36,528 --> 00:32:38,871 -And then you will be. -And you. 148 00:32:46,386 --> 00:32:47,184 Oh, shut up. 149 00:32:50,322 --> 00:32:51,511 "Ahem, ahem." 150 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,883 -Is it for the gentleman or the lady? -What do you think? 151 00:33:02,324 --> 00:33:04,275 Pierre, can I try it on? 152 00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:14,547 Young man, I have not tried to offend your machismo. 153 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:16,699 Bah... 154 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:25,533 -It's delicious Pierre. I think I'm dreaming. -It's very pretty. 155 00:33:27,168 --> 00:33:31,653 -It's fair for a woman like me, right? -He doesn't have a grandmother. How nice. 156 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,824 But he wants to stop it once and for all! That's it! 157 00:33:33,824 --> 00:33:36,655 -Hey, what a violent character. -Miss, let's go to the cashier. 158 00:33:37,246 --> 00:33:43,545 I'm sorry, you will have no choice but to take care of me. Here the cashier, the manager and the master's son are me. 159 00:33:43,816 --> 00:33:48,793 -Look...! -Pierre... Don't be upset. 160 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,147 Hello gorgeous. 161 00:34:07,525 --> 00:34:10,258 - Have I made you wait too long? -Very much, I've been here for two seconds. 162 00:34:10,258 --> 00:34:12,185 If you only knew, Mario. I have had a fight with Pierre. 163 00:34:12,603 --> 00:34:15,272 I already know what has happened. Your husband tripped on the door frame, "flop", 164 00:34:15,272 --> 00:34:19,993 and quickly "Julita, you deceive me, infamous." He caught you by the neck and pinned you to the ground. 165 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:21,210 What a fantasy. 166 00:34:21,631 --> 00:34:25,118 I invite you to a liter of milk from your own cows, with all its cream, okay? 167 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,702 Okay, because my throat is dry from screaming so much. 168 00:34:32,055 --> 00:34:35,334 Thank goodness you've learned to get into this sardine can with your beautiful legs. 169 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:38,850 Where can I have them better than by your side and very tight to yours? 170 00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:43,114 -They are not exactly pretty. -Silly, you could do a tights spot. 171 00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:44,870 -But puffs. -Why? 172 00:34:44,870 --> 00:34:48,209 -To remove a hair from each hole. -Pig. 173 00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:06,628 If you only knew, Mario. I'm crazy about a mink coat. 174 00:35:06,628 --> 00:35:10,360 Well you have no problems. You enjoy a serious but rich husband, and a poor but cheerful lover. 175 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,790 I have already told you that you are obliged to satisfy my every whim. 176 00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:17,408 -Minus one. -You satisfy me about that... 177 00:35:25,346 --> 00:35:26,021 Look. 178 00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:32,416 I like yours better. 179 00:35:32,617 --> 00:35:34,001 Stay still, you're a horny guy. 180 00:35:37,782 --> 00:35:38,627 Look. 181 00:35:42,987 --> 00:35:43,876 I do it better. 182 00:35:44,428 --> 00:35:46,987 No Juliet, not here. Let's go to the hotel. 183 00:35:47,274 --> 00:35:49,048 What hotel or hotel. Follow me. 184 00:35:56,285 --> 00:35:58,689 Come. Come on, come on. 185 00:36:06,158 --> 00:36:10,299 -Oh, we have to see what makes this straw tick. -What a delicate cutie. 186 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,087 Mission accomplished. 187 00:37:03,835 --> 00:37:04,434 And? 188 00:37:04,648 --> 00:37:05,931 Pierre has entered the riding arena. 189 00:37:06,731 --> 00:37:07,459 Who is she? 190 00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:09,632 I'm sorry, I've only seen your shoes. 191 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:10,732 Too bad. 192 00:37:11,084 --> 00:37:14,013 Very nice, you leave me and start chatting like two parrots. 193 00:37:14,731 --> 00:37:16,417 I want to surprise you, where are you? 194 00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:17,960 In Lloret, I will accompany you. 195 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,865 Come on Mario. 196 00:37:19,147 --> 00:37:20,459 Wait a bit, right? 197 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:21,616 I can't, I'm in a hurry. 198 00:37:21,836 --> 00:37:22,583 And what about me? 199 00:37:22,899 --> 00:37:26,186 You? I don't know. Choose the cow you like the most. 200 00:38:40,768 --> 00:38:42,740 ((Slurrp)) 201 00:39:02,357 --> 00:39:03,914 My vision. 202 00:39:16,862 --> 00:39:19,766 - Shall I accompany you, Juliet? -No, it's better that you stay. 203 00:39:20,970 --> 00:39:24,766 Do you know? I'll leave you Rita to distract you, I think you'll win. 204 00:39:26,048 --> 00:39:26,818 Liar. 205 00:39:28,178 --> 00:39:34,391 -Hey! With just one I have plenty of hands. -Look, hold your nose rich. 206 00:39:39,501 --> 00:39:43,469 -Do you like peanuts? -I prefer liquor chocolates. 207 00:39:45,564 --> 00:39:47,846 -Ah, we have them. -So what are we waiting for? 208 00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:50,439 Still. 209 00:39:54,649 --> 00:39:56,072 (bell rings) 210 00:39:58,592 --> 00:40:00,895 -They called, right? -Leave it. 211 00:40:05,842 --> 00:40:10,267 Pierre, I want to show you that I'm worth much more than that little girl you have in there. 212 00:40:10,812 --> 00:40:13,311 Pelandrusca me? Italian cornuta. 213 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:16,357 Come on, come on! Where do I hide you? Ah, in the bathroom. 214 00:40:17,004 --> 00:40:19,125 No, lest I have pee. 215 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,767 -Well... -You are trembling, you wouldn't even have been in the siege of Zaragoza. 216 00:40:24,029 --> 00:40:27,108 Yes. If you had a father like mine, strong as a tractor and ninety years old... 217 00:40:27,108 --> 00:40:29,357 -And with ninety billion that you expect to inherit. -Ah, Silvia! 218 00:40:31,466 --> 00:40:32,669 But why are you talking to me about millions now? 219 00:40:35,968 --> 00:40:36,811 Pierre. 220 00:40:40,294 --> 00:40:42,528 Your little wife. Aren't you c...? 221 00:40:46,389 --> 00:40:49,201 Don't tell me you're naked, how funny. 222 00:40:51,169 --> 00:40:53,591 -Where are you going? -I... I was already leaving. 223 00:40:53,913 --> 00:40:55,593 -Alone? -No, with you, let's go. 224 00:40:56,141 --> 00:40:59,858 Take. I plan to stay here for a while. 225 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:02,003 Shit. 226 00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:04,966 Your refuge is nice. 227 00:41:07,628 --> 00:41:09,358 But this one has a sagging chest. 228 00:41:12,856 --> 00:41:16,095 -And the nymph, where has she gone? -No... he left recently. 229 00:41:16,095 --> 00:41:18,918 When she heard me she jumped off the balcony, poor thing. 230 00:41:22,905 --> 00:41:27,262 You have to see the miser, the uncle of the virgin of the fist. How money is spent with whores. 231 00:41:27,934 --> 00:41:29,481 Because this apartment will have cost you a fortune. 232 00:41:31,368 --> 00:41:34,735 And this girl doesn't plan to leave? It doesn't matter to me. 233 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,311 Pierre, you're sweating. 234 00:41:42,849 --> 00:41:43,936 Take this off, it's not going to rain. 235 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:48,532 I'm sorry to bother you but there's no one here. 236 00:41:48,734 --> 00:41:49,335 Liar. 237 00:41:49,335 --> 00:41:50,564 Whatever you want. 238 00:41:51,266 --> 00:41:56,127 If you had bought me the coat I would have let you have fun with her. But now you have a hard time with me. 239 00:41:56,127 --> 00:41:58,125 -More like. -What? I'm going to...! 240 00:41:58,334 --> 00:42:00,547 Juliet, no! You are wrong! I will explain to you! 241 00:42:09,633 --> 00:42:10,825 What kind of liquor do you prefer? 242 00:42:12,522 --> 00:42:16,335 -Whiskey, I love whiskey ones. -You love them, don't you? Take. 243 00:42:18,772 --> 00:42:20,771 -Peanuts. -Rude! 244 00:42:21,945 --> 00:42:25,320 -Out pants, come out. -I don't want anything with you. Let me go! 245 00:42:26,648 --> 00:42:28,131 What are you doing! 246 00:42:31,835 --> 00:42:34,663 -Because of the mink I am capable of everything. -Do you want to leave me? Let go! 247 00:42:34,913 --> 00:42:38,980 -Give me a check and if I have seen you I don't remember. -With you everything is settled with money. 248 00:42:39,272 --> 00:42:45,732 And with your little slut, how do you fix it? With love? Don't make me laugh, ridiculous. The check. 249 00:42:49,163 --> 00:42:52,835 This is a robbery, a robbery, a vile blackmail. 250 00:43:03,256 --> 00:43:06,898 You could give me a kiss, you make me hungry. 251 00:43:10,444 --> 00:43:13,961 If you sat here next to me we would be much better. 252 00:43:14,912 --> 00:43:18,132 -Now come down Julieta. -Ah yes, I didn't remember, yes yes. 253 00:43:18,132 --> 00:43:19,835 That's it, peanuts. 254 00:43:20,309 --> 00:43:23,922 Mario, my darling, what a scoundrel's face you have. Right Rita? 255 00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:25,883 A scoundrel? Peanut 256 00:43:26,835 --> 00:43:30,960 -Nine hundred thousand. -What an illusion, right Juliet? 257 00:43:31,381 --> 00:43:33,433 -I already knew it. -You are a great aunt. 258 00:43:38,097 --> 00:43:39,029 Thanks Pierre. 259 00:43:40,858 --> 00:43:41,845 This is full of people. 260 00:43:44,811 --> 00:43:46,264 On Thursday I will pick you up at the academy. 261 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,357 Silvia closes. 262 00:43:51,001 --> 00:43:54,233 -No, I can't take it. -But... why? What's wrong with you? 263 00:43:55,021 --> 00:43:57,278 How can I show up at home with a mink? 264 00:43:57,811 --> 00:44:02,469 "Mario, I have earned it by giving myself all summer to a man." What do you think I was going to say? 265 00:44:03,003 --> 00:44:06,013 But... why do you have to tell it like that, all at once? 266 00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:11,269 I don't know how I can love you, you're a degenerate! Here! 267 00:44:15,937 --> 00:44:17,580 Silvia, wait! 268 00:44:18,476 --> 00:44:19,686 -If it is already resolved. -Yes? 269 00:44:19,686 --> 00:44:22,746 I give it to Julieta, I get the check back, and everyone is so happy. 270 00:44:23,357 --> 00:44:26,645 Yes man, to Julieta. What has she done to earn it? 271 00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:30,139 Well, the same as you but with the priest's permission. 272 00:44:30,434 --> 00:44:31,982 Go fuck yourself, will you? 273 00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:54,842 Mario! Come. 274 00:44:56,405 --> 00:44:56,904 Take. 275 00:44:57,689 --> 00:45:00,950 -I was here. Listen to me! -On order. 276 00:45:01,576 --> 00:45:07,014 -What have they done with the mink? -They will have it inside, or they will have taken it to the dry cleaners. 277 00:45:07,404 --> 00:45:11,139 -Look, don't make me more nervous. -If I don't distinguish a mink from a rabbit. 278 00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:20,529 Mr. Chumi, I come to take the black and white mink that was in the window. 279 00:45:20,529 --> 00:45:25,671 Well, he arrived late. A piece like that wasn't going to last long in the house, it was wonderful. 280 00:45:25,951 --> 00:45:29,404 For me, since I am so sunburned, I felt crazy. 281 00:45:29,911 --> 00:45:31,971 I wasn't surprised, with those black eyelashes. 282 00:45:32,186 --> 00:45:35,637 Well, just so you know, men's fashion is to wear mink. 283 00:45:35,637 --> 00:45:41,061 -Yes, already. I believe it. And panties. -AH! Don't say that word to me, it'll piss me off, eh? 284 00:45:41,061 --> 00:45:46,247 Tell me, nice sir, maybe with a premium... Who bought it? 285 00:45:46,247 --> 00:45:49,372 You know, miss, that we are top secret in sales. 286 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:52,123 Well, you know that you have orders to go and fuck, you faggot. 287 00:45:52,123 --> 00:45:53,498 -Let's go. -But... 288 00:45:53,498 --> 00:45:58,857 -Don't pay attention to them, Mr. Chumi. -If I don't notice it. 289 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:09,841 -I have run out of the mink, they have sold it. -And who bought it? 290 00:46:09,841 --> 00:46:12,060 Ah... Top secret. 291 00:46:16,778 --> 00:46:17,811 Look what it says here: 292 00:46:18,013 --> 00:46:20,549 -"Electrical Forces of Catalonia". -Oh, how good. 293 00:46:20,549 --> 00:46:25,356 "Public subscription of simple obligations, the subscribers of these obligations..." 294 00:46:25,597 --> 00:46:29,560 -Pierre, where do you keep your coat? -In the car. 295 00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:31,449 I just have an idea. 296 00:46:33,605 --> 00:46:39,026 -We need a big suitcase. -You don't want to dismember him, do you? 297 00:46:40,855 --> 00:46:44,902 -What, interesting? -Yes, many actions. But it doesn't put the ones you have. 298 00:46:45,702 --> 00:46:49,152 -Not him, his father. -Stop arguing, shall we have something? I am thirsty. 299 00:46:49,433 --> 00:46:50,297 Waitress! 300 00:46:51,951 --> 00:46:53,120 My mother. 301 00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:12,341 -What are you looking at? -Me? The waitress, who doesn't come. 302 00:47:17,605 --> 00:47:25,464 -Rita, look. -I have never seen tits this big. 303 00:47:26,027 --> 00:47:28,839 We add yours and mine and we fall short. 304 00:47:29,041 --> 00:47:30,966 -Say? -Waitress, five horchatas. 305 00:47:30,966 --> 00:47:34,916 -Horchata for me? -No no, four. Four horchatas and a whiskey for the gentleman. 306 00:47:59,776 --> 00:48:03,292 Aib�, now that I remember. I had to call the town hall about Pierre's business. 307 00:48:03,292 --> 00:48:05,371 -Yes yes... -Seriously, I'll be back now. 308 00:48:12,183 --> 00:48:17,198 -Excuse me, do you live here? -No one has introduced us sir. 309 00:48:19,241 --> 00:48:23,490 Well... I would like to get to know her in depth. 310 00:48:24,210 --> 00:48:28,460 Oh! But I have never seen this abundant. 311 00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:30,885 How gross. 312 00:48:33,366 --> 00:48:37,648 -You are confused sir. -But isn't it the one from before? Well, I'm not confused, no. 313 00:48:39,615 --> 00:48:42,223 -You are an irresistible gentleman. -Well, you'll see. 314 00:48:49,263 --> 00:48:54,902 -Enough. Come up if you want, sir. -No no, right here. 315 00:49:15,137 --> 00:49:16,931 Come here, pretty. 316 00:49:23,774 --> 00:49:25,223 As rich as it is... 317 00:49:43,248 --> 00:49:44,098 Pierre! 318 00:49:45,561 --> 00:49:48,701 -Look. -Ya, you got away with it. 319 00:49:48,701 --> 00:49:51,218 -The reservation. -Why do you wrinkle it? 320 00:49:51,218 --> 00:49:55,222 I follow my plan. Tonight when Mario arrives, crazy with joy I'm going to shout to him... 321 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,153 -Mario! Mario! -What? 322 00:49:58,561 --> 00:50:03,623 Look good. Isn't it fabulous? I found him on the street. 323 00:50:03,951 --> 00:50:06,950 Do you know what this protection of the station's password could mean? 324 00:50:06,950 --> 00:50:10,452 It could be a briefcase of dollars bound for Switzerland. What, huh? What? 325 00:50:10,812 --> 00:50:15,155 And if instead of dollars it is heroin destined for Italy. What, huh? What? It doesn't bother you. 326 00:50:21,598 --> 00:50:22,562 What are you doing? 327 00:50:24,049 --> 00:50:26,873 If you download this paper you will like what I show you. 328 00:50:29,862 --> 00:50:31,081 You might get pneumonia. 329 00:50:32,074 --> 00:50:32,886 Oh! 330 00:50:40,961 --> 00:50:44,088 With how well we could be if we had a little more money... 331 00:50:45,352 --> 00:50:50,822 We would pay for this apartment, you could buy me a shiny one. If you were more accommodating to me... 332 00:50:51,804 --> 00:50:53,657 And if you were with me we could have dinner. 333 00:50:54,001 --> 00:50:58,360 Immediately. I'll serve you some delicious turtle soup, but do me a favor. 334 00:50:58,584 --> 00:51:03,749 -Tomorrow I will go to the station. -How good you are. Maybe this is our fortune. 335 00:51:03,749 --> 00:51:05,250 -The soup! -Yes, yes. 336 00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:08,940 You'll see what dollars will be like. 337 00:52:26,893 --> 00:52:28,598 -Hello, has it taken me too long? -A bit. 338 00:52:58,810 --> 00:53:02,355 Ahh... Do you see how perverted you are? 339 00:53:04,452 --> 00:53:06,469 You don't like it, do you? 340 00:53:49,235 --> 00:53:51,171 Look. Look, look. 341 00:54:13,758 --> 00:54:17,113 What a strange suitcase! I have an emotion. 342 00:54:18,554 --> 00:54:21,864 I'm this nervous since you left. So many hours have passed! 343 00:54:22,407 --> 00:54:26,554 Damn, I had to stop by City Hall. They appointed me municipal surveyor for something, right? 344 00:54:27,329 --> 00:54:28,533 Shall we open it to see what's there? 345 00:54:28,892 --> 00:54:31,329 You found the receipt, the suitcase is yours. 346 00:54:31,657 --> 00:54:32,828 Yes, yes, yes! 347 00:54:46,626 --> 00:54:47,704 AHH! 348 00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:50,329 A dead cat! 349 00:54:52,377 --> 00:54:55,235 Get out! Why have you brought me this! 350 00:54:55,741 --> 00:54:58,896 At the station they give me a suitcase, and I bring you a suitcase. 351 00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:02,205 It's like going crazy! What I wanted most in this world! 352 00:55:02,865 --> 00:55:05,555 -You're meant to be locked up, man. -And you to go fucking around! 353 00:55:18,363 --> 00:55:22,975 (The phone rings) 354 00:55:26,876 --> 00:55:27,673 Leave it. 355 00:55:29,553 --> 00:55:31,033 Everything that interests me is here. 356 00:55:41,563 --> 00:55:42,564 It's better that you answer. 357 00:55:50,751 --> 00:55:51,439 Say? 358 00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:53,094 (In a mannered voice) Is the lady there? 359 00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:54,907 That depends on who calls her. 360 00:55:55,224 --> 00:55:59,302 I am the furrier, the one from the fur industry. Mua. 361 00:55:59,302 --> 00:56:02,374 -Is it Chumi? -Apparently. 362 00:56:04,329 --> 00:56:05,032 Tell me. 363 00:56:05,656 --> 00:56:11,552 I have in my hands the precious mink that keeps you from sleeping so much. The customer has returned it. 364 00:56:12,022 --> 00:56:17,721 Yes. Apparently, it was too big for the bird, which must be a scrawny and stunted sparrow, yes yes. 365 00:56:18,062 --> 00:56:20,828 Why, Rita, now...? 366 00:56:25,405 --> 00:56:27,814 What the hell is it that you drive me so crazy. 367 00:56:31,392 --> 00:56:32,189 Hey? 368 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:39,616 Hey? Madam? Lady! 369 00:56:43,998 --> 00:56:45,873 Lady! Lady! 370 00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:50,712 It must have been cut. This Telefónica... what a joke. 371 00:56:52,436 --> 00:56:54,228 Lady, so much pleasure. 372 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,108 Wow, thanks Chumi! 373 00:57:00,870 --> 00:57:04,868 It is truly divine, the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I'm going to write you a check. 374 00:57:05,182 --> 00:57:08,465 Oh, what does it say. Collect it in money? No no no, don't even think about it. 375 00:57:09,024 --> 00:57:11,117 Chumi, do you want to charge me in another way? 376 00:57:11,117 --> 00:57:14,368 -With love. -Mario! What does this mean? 377 00:57:14,368 --> 00:57:17,213 Make me a check for seven hundred thousand four hundred twenty-two kisses. 378 00:57:23,571 --> 00:57:24,151 Wait. 379 00:57:25,272 --> 00:57:29,851 Mario, I have already given you the first seven hundred thousand kisses. Don't be a bully, I'm out of breath. 380 00:57:30,071 --> 00:57:34,976 A pact is a pact, the four hundred and twenty-two are missing. Which will be the tastiest. 381 00:57:49,039 --> 00:57:50,694 I like you, Italian. 382 00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:56,057 Mario, haven't you embezzled at the city hall? 383 00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:01,819 Not woman, no. My aunt, the one from Almendralejo, died and I have caught some bitches. 384 00:58:01,819 --> 00:58:09,900 Liar. Hold me tight. Stronger. I have crazy desires to bite. 385 00:58:10,319 --> 00:58:11,635 You hurt me and I drive you away. 386 00:58:12,516 --> 00:58:13,262 Because you're not a man. 387 00:58:15,216 --> 00:58:16,757 Sorry Juliet, I'm a brute. 388 00:58:17,057 --> 00:58:18,102 And a son of a bitch. 389 00:58:19,177 --> 00:58:21,524 Mario again, I said you're a son of a bitch. 390 00:58:22,258 --> 00:58:23,013 Cast�me. 391 00:58:24,163 --> 00:58:24,881 Again. 392 00:58:26,853 --> 00:58:29,101 And a son... of a bitch. 393 00:58:35,149 --> 00:58:37,710 -Stop caressing, hit me. -Eh? 394 00:58:38,590 --> 00:58:39,225 Wait. 395 00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:43,194 Hit me with this. 396 00:58:44,038 --> 00:58:45,413 Have no pity on me, fool. 397 00:58:46,209 --> 00:58:49,013 But you think that I... come on, that I'll herd you like you were a mule. 398 00:58:49,308 --> 00:58:50,281 Go for a walk. 399 00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:54,101 I'm tired of caresses, of kisses. My feelings vibrate better with whiplashes. 400 00:58:54,379 --> 00:58:58,927 To hell. In other words, I try so hard again and again that it seems like my arteries are going to explode. 401 00:58:58,927 --> 00:59:02,349 and now it turns out that what you like most is a piece of strap. Oh what milk. 402 00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:07,476 Give me Mario. You will be happier than ever. 403 00:59:12,034 --> 00:59:12,774 What are you waiting for? 404 00:59:14,409 --> 00:59:15,004 Take. 405 00:59:19,283 --> 00:59:20,316 Enjoy, donkey. 406 00:59:27,707 --> 00:59:29,783 Don't stop. Hit it, Marquis de Sade. 407 00:59:31,004 --> 00:59:31,691 Take. 408 00:59:35,081 --> 00:59:37,351 My Marquis... de Sade. 409 00:59:39,908 --> 00:59:41,502 My admired marquis. 410 00:59:42,567 --> 00:59:46,206 Come on damn. Now it turns out that the entire aristocracy is going to appear here. 411 00:59:46,206 --> 00:59:47,534 Mario, kiss me. 412 00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:54,753 I like you. I want you, I need you so much... 413 00:59:57,784 --> 00:59:58,660 You are sweating. 414 00:59:59,817 --> 01:00:00,706 Rude. 415 01:00:27,955 --> 01:00:29,862 Since you don't need me, I'm leaving. 416 01:00:30,159 --> 01:00:31,097 Come here you rascal. 417 01:00:41,408 --> 01:00:45,784 You who are the master of half the town, why don't you have those scoundrels behind the slogan put in jail? 418 01:00:45,784 --> 01:00:47,493 That, and they are given a vile garrote, right? 419 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:53,502 Well, give me my vision back, bitch. Sorry, it's just that when I get nervous I say damn. 420 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:54,958 And also fat heels. 421 01:00:55,548 --> 01:00:56,346 I'm sorry. 422 01:00:59,879 --> 01:01:02,190 Listen, when I get back from Zurich I'll buy you another mink. 423 01:01:02,190 --> 01:01:08,272 Oh, really Pierre? You are gorgeous, you don't know how excited it makes me. Thanks love. 424 01:01:08,272 --> 01:01:11,173 No, not here. Silvia, let's go to the apartment. 425 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:12,963 To hide from all the people. 426 01:01:16,419 --> 01:01:21,417 Pa, papapa... pa, pa, pa... 427 01:01:23,609 --> 01:01:24,762 You are like a girl. 428 01:02:28,047 --> 01:02:30,654 My mother! It's very late, Pierre. 429 01:02:31,873 --> 01:02:32,655 Wait a little. 430 01:02:33,554 --> 01:02:34,515 See you Monday my love. 431 01:02:42,669 --> 01:02:46,252 I had to remember that they were coming for dinner, because if you're not careful you'll end up with dessert. 432 01:02:48,253 --> 01:02:57,637 The chicken, the empanadas, the cod, and the meatballs that your friend Julieta likes so much. 433 01:02:58,669 --> 01:03:01,560 Meatballs... If what you like most is smoked salmon! 434 01:03:04,403 --> 01:03:08,488 Damn meatballs, bitch. Well, haven't they stained my tablecloth? 435 01:03:09,044 --> 01:03:14,340 The man brings meatballs. Meatballs rolling on the floor. 436 01:03:15,747 --> 01:03:19,298 Here! Now they will arrive and my house is in a real mess. 437 01:03:19,298 --> 01:03:20,499 What do you tell me? 438 01:03:20,903 --> 01:03:27,392 You'll see what I'm telling you. I have the stained carpet, the parquet, and the downstairs neighbor's ceiling. 439 01:03:28,748 --> 01:03:30,279 Well, you just hit it with a brush and that's it. 440 01:03:30,594 --> 01:03:35,747 Meatballs! And now I don't have a clean tablecloth to put on! 441 01:03:35,747 --> 01:03:38,170 If only when we have guests you didn't go to Jazz to move your ass! 442 01:03:39,859 --> 01:03:40,725 Rude! 443 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,594 Where the hell are you going with that sheet? 444 01:03:48,594 --> 01:03:51,516 If you don't have a tablecloth, put on a sheet and be alone. Come on, it's stained. 445 01:03:51,859 --> 01:03:53,109 Of course, on your side. 446 01:03:53,109 --> 01:03:57,016 What a side of mine or what the hell. That's covered with a meatball, here. 447 01:03:58,561 --> 01:04:00,858 They are already here. Remove. 448 01:04:05,377 --> 01:04:09,452 -Hello Silvia, how are you? -Thank you so much. And Juliet? 449 01:04:09,452 --> 01:04:14,114 A woman lives on the second floor and is making some curtains. Why do you receive me like this? You know I can't stand it. 450 01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:27,956 What are you doing crazy? 451 01:04:32,548 --> 01:04:33,455 Is it possible? 452 01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:37,517 -I leave the door open for your wife to enter. -You can nail it for me if you want. 453 01:04:38,253 --> 01:04:41,506 -What's up, Mr. Builder? -Hello Mario, how are you? Ready? 454 01:04:41,506 --> 01:04:45,172 Yes, tomorrow I will make photocopies and then I will take it to the town hall. 455 01:04:45,547 --> 01:04:47,703 -Okay. -Are you coming alone? 456 01:04:47,703 --> 01:04:50,206 -No, Julieta is downstairs. -I was asking about Rita. 457 01:04:51,409 --> 01:04:55,423 -I'm behind you. -How happy I get when I see you. 458 01:04:55,423 --> 01:04:57,865 -Too nice, right? -Do you want a glass Pierre? 459 01:04:59,002 --> 01:05:02,905 -Look how he set the table, a disaster. -If men are useless. 460 01:05:03,622 --> 01:05:09,492 I come with a terrible hunger. Silvia, your mouth will be open as soon as you see me. 461 01:05:10,150 --> 01:05:12,664 -Are you dressed as a Martian? -Yes, yes, from Martian. 462 01:05:15,994 --> 01:05:16,851 How are you? 463 01:05:26,085 --> 01:05:27,211 What faces. 464 01:05:30,130 --> 01:05:30,943 Silvia! 465 01:05:31,694 --> 01:05:32,600 Silvia! 466 01:05:33,741 --> 01:05:35,912 -What's wrong? -Silvia! 467 01:05:36,540 --> 01:05:38,602 -He must have had some displeasure. -It will be a digestion cut. 468 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:40,182 What do you say, we haven't had dinner yet. 469 01:05:41,287 --> 01:05:45,819 Open the door Mario. Let's put her to bed. 470 01:05:54,835 --> 01:06:02,245 I don't know, I don't trust Eusebio much, he's a bit old-fashioned and a bit manic. I had to call an emergency doctor. 471 01:06:02,245 --> 01:06:03,006 Man! 472 01:06:06,101 --> 01:06:09,215 -What's wrong, Eusebio? -It's very serious, right, doctor? 473 01:06:10,715 --> 01:06:17,605 But what does it say? Calm down, it is a strong nervous shock produced by the news of something unpleasant. 474 01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:19,387 Juliet. 475 01:06:24,584 --> 01:06:26,787 Thank goodness, I was scared. 476 01:06:28,935 --> 01:06:32,600 -What are you thinking? -The same as you. 477 01:06:37,225 --> 01:06:41,464 -She's very pretty. -And very difficult, right? 478 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:46,974 -We'll see. -Do you see how perverted you are? 479 01:06:49,614 --> 01:06:51,463 -Three pills daily. -Very good. 480 01:06:52,131 --> 01:07:00,178 And the day after tomorrow normal life. I'm going to give you another phone number, your private one. 481 01:07:05,994 --> 01:07:08,787 Her husband is not interested in my recipe. Sorry gentleman. 482 01:07:09,492 --> 01:07:10,271 So much pleasure. 483 01:07:10,567 --> 01:07:11,933 Your lady, right? 484 01:07:12,808 --> 01:07:14,974 -Younger every day. -Julieta is young. 485 01:07:15,182 --> 01:07:20,973 -Therefore it has no merit. -Congratulations Pierre, it's great. 486 01:07:22,132 --> 01:07:23,570 Thank you for coming so quickly. 487 01:07:23,570 --> 01:07:25,854 -Goodbye. -Goodbye, good night. 488 01:07:29,071 --> 01:07:33,387 (Speaker) Departure, flight seven hundred and three, destination Gerona and Palma. 489 01:08:11,573 --> 01:08:13,511 -Sylvia. -Pierre. 490 01:08:13,982 --> 01:08:17,384 Silvia, I have traveled from end to end of the town looking for you. 491 01:08:17,588 --> 01:08:22,653 Yes, I take refuge in this corner so as not to see anyone. And here I have come while you were in Madrid. 492 01:08:24,906 --> 01:08:27,041 But I'm here, and you have to brighten that face. 493 01:08:27,041 --> 01:08:28,698 -With you, yes, Pierre. -Come on. 494 01:08:34,323 --> 01:08:39,353 -Wait. And now he will go to the academy again. -Not now, now you come with me. 495 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:50,102 -Go up. -Oh, what a surprise. What is this? 496 01:08:50,102 --> 01:08:54,041 -Your dinner, you have to feed yourself. -What a rascal you are. 497 01:09:08,447 --> 01:09:09,399 Pierre! 498 01:09:12,699 --> 01:09:15,963 Man, what a joy! What are you doing for Lloret? 499 01:09:16,165 --> 01:09:19,421 Well, that... happened to be here, right? 500 01:09:21,098 --> 01:09:23,433 I visited you a few days ago at your house. 501 01:09:24,105 --> 01:09:26,841 -Oh, yes? -Yes. How are you, okay? 502 01:09:27,314 --> 01:09:28,839 -Yes, yes, very good. -Already. 503 01:09:30,065 --> 01:09:35,061 What's wrong with you, Pierre? I see you pale and haggard. Do you want to go up? 504 01:09:36,658 --> 01:09:38,412 But you don't live in Tosa? 505 01:09:38,655 --> 01:09:44,668 Yes, but I have opened a consulting room here. Kind of like a bridgehead, you know? 506 01:09:44,668 --> 01:09:49,137 Where are you going so loaded, were you thinking of inviting me for a snack? 507 01:09:49,423 --> 01:09:50,265 You see, no... 508 01:09:50,265 --> 01:09:52,902 We have come to buy some things, specialties from here. 509 01:09:52,902 --> 01:09:55,839 Well, goodbye Eusebio. It's just that we're late. 510 01:09:56,262 --> 01:10:01,377 Goodbye man. Give my regards to your wife, I like her better than this one. 511 01:10:19,402 --> 01:10:20,229 What do we do now? 512 01:10:21,174 --> 01:10:24,984 Nothing. What do you want to do, if you have a deathly fear of being seen, 513 01:10:24,984 --> 01:10:27,651 to be told that the chief's son has a little friend. 514 01:10:27,651 --> 01:10:33,424 -Understand it. -Yes, I already know, you have to inherit soon. Goodbye. 515 01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:44,688 -Where are you going? -Don't suffer for me, if I'm happy. 516 01:10:52,424 --> 01:10:55,636 Take me to Tosa. Well, I'll be down a little earlier, I'll let you know. 517 01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,700 What are you doing, crazy? Do you want to get me drunk? 518 01:11:05,902 --> 01:11:10,264 We are drinking too, and we have a great time. 519 01:11:16,401 --> 01:11:22,168 -Hey Julieta, if I'm daring it's because of this. -I like that you are daring. Forward. 520 01:11:24,434 --> 01:11:26,027 Rita sleeps with you. 521 01:11:26,651 --> 01:11:31,860 -Yes. Do you want to see it? Rita. -Tell me honey. 522 01:11:35,199 --> 01:11:36,574 Do you want to make her nervous? 523 01:11:38,091 --> 01:11:40,450 Don't believe it, Silvia is no girl. 524 01:11:41,938 --> 01:11:43,232 I would have to leave. 525 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:47,201 Wait, you and I are great friends and we love each other too, right? 526 01:11:47,201 --> 01:11:50,447 -Yes, but in another way. -Julieta always told me about you. 527 01:11:50,747 --> 01:11:54,121 Sometimes we have enjoyed thinking... Silvia, beautiful. 528 01:11:54,121 --> 01:11:56,652 -How hot I am. -It's the whiskey. 529 01:11:57,527 --> 01:12:00,139 They are your words, your eyes. 530 01:12:02,808 --> 01:12:11,340 I don't know what I'm telling myself. You have made me drunk. I see everything so beautiful. 531 01:12:13,574 --> 01:12:19,347 I'm crazy hot. Just the dress, eh? 532 01:12:23,325 --> 01:12:26,341 Leave me. My cheeks are burning. 533 01:12:26,681 --> 01:12:30,339 -It's the emotion, honey. -The same thing happens to us. 534 01:12:30,339 --> 01:12:31,835 You are so pretty. 535 01:12:32,805 --> 01:12:33,674 No. 536 01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:43,507 Do you know what you are? A lesbian. 537 01:12:45,304 --> 01:12:47,085 Silvia, don't be a girl. 538 01:12:54,689 --> 01:12:56,485 -I fall. -Come. 539 01:13:02,969 --> 01:13:04,265 Why so serious? 540 01:13:09,874 --> 01:13:10,814 I like you. 541 01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:20,280 -Kiss her, you will be very happy. -Us too. 542 01:13:27,410 --> 01:13:31,674 -My mother! If Pierre found out... -Pierre? What does he care what you do? 543 01:13:32,687 --> 01:13:36,233 Yes, of course. It's just that I'm delirious. 544 01:14:08,888 --> 01:14:11,839 Juliet, I hate you. 545 01:14:12,689 --> 01:14:13,919 I love you. 546 01:14:15,489 --> 01:14:20,217 -Lie, you're just hot. -Yes. 547 01:14:57,950 --> 01:14:59,041 Kiss me. 548 01:15:36,903 --> 01:15:38,448 Kiss me Juliet. 549 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:42,963 Kiss me, will you? 550 01:16:18,299 --> 01:16:22,922 I never realized. You are pretty. 551 01:17:03,395 --> 01:17:07,825 Rita, pretty, have you seen? 552 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 553 01:19:55,948 --> 01:19:57,272 How cold! 554 01:20:19,527 --> 01:20:20,396 How delicious it is! 555 01:20:42,812 --> 01:20:47,138 Silvia, what are you doing jogging in Lloret? Is it because you are close to your apartment? 556 01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:49,643 You don't miss me, baby. 557 01:20:50,019 --> 01:20:57,364 No, now I have a lot of fun. Julieta invites me to snack, and we had a great time. Yesterday I was also. 558 01:20:57,609 --> 01:21:00,294 -Ah, so he really likes you. -Apparently. 559 01:21:00,294 --> 01:21:05,906 -Come, I have the solution so we can see each other. -Will you hide behind a fake beard? 560 01:21:19,049 --> 01:21:21,842 We were coming to this hotel before you bought me the apartment. 561 01:21:21,842 --> 01:21:23,381 Of course, that's why I remembered him. 562 01:21:23,843 --> 01:21:27,561 -You will be safe here, my landowner? -Especially if inopportune doctors do not appear. 563 01:21:33,326 --> 01:21:36,967 -Strawberries with cream. -How horrible, I hate strawberries and cream. 564 01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:42,234 The lady wants strawberries without cream. That is, skimmed. That easy, to screw the staff. 565 01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:46,966 -Wait, give me... -Strawberries with cream. 566 01:21:47,185 --> 01:21:49,216 Hey, what did you think? Take this right now. 567 01:21:49,216 --> 01:21:54,206 -You will always be a neurotic. -Julieta, I will prick them and give them to you clean. 568 01:21:54,656 --> 01:21:56,216 I've had a few exhausting days. 569 01:21:58,404 --> 01:21:59,395 A lot of rehearsal, huh? 570 01:21:59,395 --> 01:22:04,373 Rehearsal? At first, now I'm a teacher. I don't think you understand. 571 01:22:04,654 --> 01:22:07,894 Of course, you have great conditions for dancing. 572 01:22:08,874 --> 01:22:10,488 Now the one who dances is you. 573 01:22:12,030 --> 01:22:12,828 Waiter. 574 01:22:15,884 --> 01:22:18,872 -Give me strawberries with muscat. -Strawberries with cream. 575 01:22:20,019 --> 01:22:22,850 -I asked you for strawberries with muscatel. -Strawberries with cream. 576 01:22:22,850 --> 01:22:24,941 Hey, call the director. 577 01:22:24,941 --> 01:22:31,191 No. You're not going to ask for the complaints book, we should put who we are and all that. You commit. 578 01:22:32,008 --> 01:22:36,148 -Do you know what you are, Pierre? -Of course, your love. 579 01:22:36,597 --> 01:22:39,413 My love? What you are is an asshole. 580 01:22:50,132 --> 01:22:55,307 -Your kisses are sweeter. -Yes, but it will raise your cholesterol. 581 01:22:55,591 --> 01:22:56,682 Have you ordered the champagne? 582 01:22:56,682 --> 01:23:00,847 They uploaded it a while ago, and it must be hotter than the two of you. 583 01:23:01,369 --> 01:23:02,724 How difficult. 584 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:05,440 Hey, go up, will you? 585 01:23:06,192 --> 01:23:07,512 So they are delicious. 586 01:23:07,874 --> 01:23:11,780 This asshole goes first to the room, because he is more secretive. 587 01:23:11,780 --> 01:23:16,905 -Of course, your reputation, your fortune, your father. -Bah. 588 01:23:20,532 --> 01:23:21,842 Yes it is on the ground floor. 589 01:23:23,548 --> 01:23:25,516 Man, you have caught the very bunion on me. 590 01:23:27,506 --> 01:23:28,717 -Pierre! -Mario! 591 01:23:28,957 --> 01:23:32,312 What are you doing here? Sale of plots to the Arabs, or a joke? 592 01:23:33,812 --> 01:23:36,160 Are you going to hit someone with this baton? 593 01:23:36,570 --> 01:23:39,300 Don't get lost, you and I are here for some skirts. 594 01:23:39,300 --> 01:23:41,943 Man, Mario, think about Silvia, your dearest little wife. 595 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:44,326 And think of Juliet, your loving wife. 596 01:23:44,701 --> 01:23:47,471 Life would be colossal if I didn't have to put up with that Juliet. 597 01:23:47,471 --> 01:23:50,766 -If you want, I'll exchange it for Silvia. -No man, damn it. Step, step. 598 01:23:51,188 --> 01:23:54,991 -I never heard you swear. -Don't you know that I'm an asshole? 599 01:23:54,991 --> 01:23:57,764 Yes, but don't say it out loud because many people don't know it yet. 600 01:23:58,410 --> 01:24:03,576 -A drink, to celebrate our meeting. -Okay, to the health of a known cuckold. 601 01:24:07,515 --> 01:24:08,967 Juliet, Rita! 602 01:24:08,967 --> 01:24:12,486 Silvia, what is a woman like you doing in a place like this? 603 01:24:13,594 --> 01:24:16,013 I won't tell you the truth because I'm a very liar. 604 01:24:16,516 --> 01:24:18,350 But you are sensational, Silvia. 605 01:24:19,349 --> 01:24:25,079 My legs have been chosen because they are more contoured. 606 01:24:26,266 --> 01:24:30,296 But mine are longer. And with less hair. 607 01:24:32,576 --> 01:24:34,358 It will be because you dislike them. 608 01:24:38,747 --> 01:24:43,907 I'll tell you one thing, if your wife gets really annoying, I'll beat her to it. 609 01:24:44,175 --> 01:24:47,890 My wife! Drunk lost... 610 01:24:53,019 --> 01:24:54,519 For you to grow. 611 01:25:18,949 --> 01:25:24,353 Stupid, you think you're a queen with this mink thing, huh? Turur� dad... 612 01:25:26,573 --> 01:25:31,606 You'll have to look for another fly because mine is wrinkled and boring. 613 01:25:34,079 --> 01:25:35,448 Asshole. 614 01:25:38,923 --> 01:25:42,649 No woman, that is what the young man is, the chief. 615 01:25:47,682 --> 01:25:50,261 I'm going to make your ass purple, just the way you like it. 616 01:25:51,743 --> 01:25:53,018 Go ahead Juliet. 617 01:25:55,227 --> 01:25:57,007 No, no! 618 01:25:58,928 --> 01:26:02,397 Yes, yes, yes... 619 01:26:11,904 --> 01:26:14,648 -They will be sleeping. -The drunkenness. 620 01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:20,616 Good morning. Honey, sweetheart. What's wrong? 621 01:26:20,836 --> 01:26:24,305 -What a disappointment they must have had. -Julieta is the devil himself. 622 01:26:24,725 --> 01:26:25,834 Without horns. 623 01:26:28,132 --> 01:26:33,318 -Dear, let's go there where there is more sun. -What are you saying, the sun is here. 624 01:26:33,318 --> 01:26:35,295 Oy, how clever. 625 01:26:39,788 --> 01:26:41,821 -Do you want to see my vision? -Yes, of course. 626 01:26:44,647 --> 01:26:50,177 -How blind we have been, how blind. -And we cheated on each other. 627 01:26:51,494 --> 01:26:56,005 Oh look. Chumi! Chumi-Chumi! 628 01:26:56,270 --> 01:26:57,348 Chumi! 629 01:27:02,599 --> 01:27:08,523 What a delicious surprise! And the boss, how white he is, right? 630 01:27:09,443 --> 01:27:14,629 It's just that I haven't had time for an intensive tanning, it's just that time flies here. 631 01:27:15,991 --> 01:27:19,788 Yeah, but you spent the night together, huh? 632 01:27:21,848 --> 01:27:25,001 Can you tell that we are a little effeminate? 633 01:27:25,548 --> 01:27:28,368 A little? Shut up, faggot. 634 01:27:29,272 --> 01:27:32,721 Chumi, we'll see you tonight at the Pub, goodbye. 635 01:27:33,222 --> 01:27:36,832 Oh no, I'm with you because they can pervert you here. 636 01:27:37,377 --> 01:27:38,706 She's so cute. 637 01:27:46,117 --> 01:27:46,946 What a child! 638 01:27:48,534 --> 01:27:54,408 The divorce will cost him the hundred million he planned to inherit, and I could be traveling all my life. 639 01:27:54,741 --> 01:27:57,583 For now he will spend a month in the Bahamas. 640 01:27:58,068 --> 01:28:00,406 -Alone? -Will you be able? 641 01:28:00,705 --> 01:28:04,427 Since he will have more money than the Arabs, I will take the entire harem! 642 01:28:04,427 --> 01:28:06,144 -You have made me suffer. -Perverse. 643 01:28:06,595 --> 01:28:09,520 - Shall we kill her? -Yes, kisses! 644 01:28:11,555 --> 01:28:13,596 -See you later, Carlos. -Goodbye. 645 01:28:16,001 --> 01:28:18,859 -I'll call you Lola, jealous. -Come on. 646 01:28:19,178 --> 01:28:25,070 -Oh girls, what an illusion. You know how to swim, right? -Yes, like a key, glu-glu-glu. 647 01:28:26,363 --> 01:28:28,834 -And you? -Me? In the bathtub yes. 648 01:28:29,468 --> 01:28:35,470 My daughters, you are stupid ass. Follow me to the mountain, there is no water there, but foliage... 649 01:28:39,313 --> 01:28:44,284 -Oh no, no! Not tickling! -Kisses, kisses. 650 01:28:46,315 --> 01:28:47,347 Goodbye Chumi. 651 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:54,768 -You have her dead, dead! -Shut up crazy.